Archive for February, 2005

A Bit Brassed Off?

February 8th, 2005 at 9:55 am

So Jaron has moved quickly (considering), and he’s blocked my IP, or he’s having problems with the site I’m not sure which and don’t have the time today to look into it.

Here is the hilarious and absurd message I get….

Your IP address has been blocked — FOR A REASON!

I regret to inform you that for one reason or another, you violated my terms and conditions for accessing my site and therefore your IP address has been blocked. Blocked IPs can be reset automatically (after 30 days) or manually by me. The latter option rarely ever happens, so you might want to sit pretty for a little while more.

Also, please note: E-mailing will not help your cause, and for every 10 times you visit this site while blocked, the counter will reset back to 30 days. Of course, that’s me just being nice. For every 20 or more times you visit, your IP netblock owner will be determined and a complaint e-mail automatically despatched to the abuse e-mail contact on file.

NB: Don’t piss me off. Trust me.

Thanks for visiting, though, and I hope your access is restored soon.

Now I’m no psychology graduate, but there’s some worrying clues about Jaron’s mental state in that text I think. Trust me. ;)



Can You Believe That Brass?

February 7th, 2005 at 10:00 am

The one, the only, Jaron Brass is back on the web. Of course this alone wouldn’t really be news, if it weren’t for his being up to the same old tricks.

Jase Wells has once again fallen victim to the old Brass, read about it at his blog.

For anyone who is unaware of the history feel freee to read up. Starting with the naive suspicions moving on to a full blown community investigation via the comments, and a bizarre ‘arrest’? (With Video!)

Identity, Why Do I care?

The Brass Report

So Tell Me This Mr Brass…

Where There’s Muck There’s Brass