Shave & A Haircut

December 15th, 2005 at 7:38 pm

I finally plucked up the courage to go to the hairdressers the other day. I’m terribly slack when it comes to getting a new-do. I find the whole experience really unpleasant if I’m honest. I suppose it wouldn’t be so bad if I did it more regularly, but as I leave it so long between chops (we’re talking 2 or 3 months here) I usually look like crap. I can feel all those fashionable Toni & Guy types sneering at me while I wait, and I know what they’re thinking, it’s something along the lines of… “It’s gonna take more than a haircut sweetie”. Of course it gets even worse once the cut begins.

You have to sit wrapped in this awful black plastic shawl, with your hair sodden and stuck to your face staring into a huge mirror while lights more powerful than the sun highlight every last defect of my sorry potato-headed self. It’s utterly gruelling. And let’s not forget the pathetic small-talk you have to endure. I’m not one of the worlds most natural or gifted conversationalists and I think I probably experienced at least ten stoney silences during the pitiful exchange with my stylist ‘Penny’. I did experience something new this time though, ceramic hair straighteners. Now my hair is pretty straight as it is, but my stylist saw fit to take it to the next level and I can’t say it’s an experience I’m eager to ever repeat. By the time she was finished I looked like a deformed Top Shop mannequin, it was as if someone had painted my hair on. Fortunately though a good shower and blow-dry later and I looked relatively normal once more. I’m still not entirely sure about the wispy mullet I now possess , but I suppose it’ll grow on me, literally.

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