Tory Glory

October 5th, 2005 at 4:36 pm

Well it’s the Conservative Party (known here in the UK as Tories) Conference this week and all the prospective candidates for the leadership contest are plumping themselves up and showing off their feathers. Today was the turn of Satan David Davis and Dr Liam Fox (Dr. Fox? Seriously?). They’re both of the right-wing persuasion even for tories. Mr Davis is a big supporter of bringing back the death penalty (because it works so well in the US), of reversing the equalisation of the age of consent for gay people, and eating babies. Dr Fox is a big Europe-basher and would like nothing more than to pull the UK out of the EU, Dr Fox would also introduce compulsory organ donation to further his evil experiments into human-dog hybrids.

To learn more use the handy evil-o-meter I’ve made for you, or alternatively see what auntie beeb has to say about it all.

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2 Responses to “Tory Glory”

  1. Gus Says:

    well, sorry that this is digressing from your blog but i know u vet b4 publishing so u can delete it.
    im in the language village, and never realised the extent to which the americans have butchered our language!
    i have heard phrases such as: religionist! are you the incentor or the incented! (should be did u offer the incentive or recieve the incentive!ª can u believe it!
    anyway i think im gonna live in madrid for 6 months and teach english, but il b back fo a week at christmas. please email me as i need a bit of home in my life.
    speak soon, gus x
    ps, do u have a land line?

  2. Howie Says:

    I love the Evil-O-Meter! So glad that I found your new blog :D

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