Mr Dentist, You Taste Funny
January 13th, 2004 at 8:35 am
It’s been a while since I’ve been that intimate with anyone.
Well this morning I had to go to the dentists before work. It’s been at least 6 or seven years since I last had a dentist and consequently I am in need of several fillings, as well as having my wisdom teeth out. They’ve got these fancy new instant x-ray machines, but I have to admit, I’m not sure my dentist was very familiar with the second machine. He did say it was new, which didn’t fill me with confidence. I can feel the tumors developing as I write. I have to go back tomorrow for some fillings, yuck. More bitter tasting latex fingers probing my cavities, and he hasn’t even bought me dinner.

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